Mortified, Section 16, Area 21, Incident # 1067

I’m so embarrassed. Every day, Match.com makes me go through a list of 8 people to see if I’m interested in a date. Today there was a really handsome guy (even though he had a beard), and I gave him the thumbs up, etc. before reading his profile.

After reading that he works in the healthcare field and a few other clues, I looked at more of his pictures and discovered that he is my primary care physician. The only thing worse could be if he were my psychiatrist or if I had recently been to see him for multiple STD issues or something.

Ugh. He has seen me naked. I’m mort-i-fied!

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